April 2010
1 post
“I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be...”
– Amy Poehler, Salon.com (via astatueofus) (via fuckyeahpoehler)
February 2010
1 post
my dog’s addicted to cough syrup. no biggie.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
13 posts
Sooo i'm pretty sure there's a spider living in my...
I’ve kicked him out three nights in a row (by flicking at him vigorously) but every morning I wake up with a fresh spider bite. What is this guys deal? I mean Jacks right there, I feel like small, pampered, neurotic dog should be tastier.
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“…Maybe it was Jesus’ ego that got him killed.”
– Mother,
After questioning her as to what that spontaneous out-burst could mean, she explained that if Jesus hadn’t been bragging about being the son of God, then the other people wouldn’t have killed him. As she said, like, c’mon.
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earlyfrost:
Joss Whedon’s speech at Equality Now
“‘So, why do you write these strong women characters?’
Because equality is not a concept. It’s not something we should be striving for. It’s a necessity. Equality is like gravity, we need it to stand on this earth as men and women, and the misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance and...
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– Miss Piggy (via misswallflower)
so when people comment on you, remember that they are at your mercy.
“I was awfully good as the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland. I think that was...”
– Sigourney Weaver.
Too amazing.
Fact: Children Hate Movies
…Or they hate the adults who go to see them. This afternoon I went to see Princess and the the Frog with Mother. It was incredibly ploddingly poorly paced. Alliteration for the win! I had read several mixed reviews of it before hand but I’m still kinda amazed by all the positive praise its gotten. By no means is it a terrible children’s movie, but it is pretty fucking dull.
I...
I wish the scale at the gym wouldn’t lie to me. Oh to have reliable measurement technology; what did cavemen do I ask you?
i just had the worst fucking dream: tentacle/cuddle fish brain, slaping around on the outside of your skull.
never sleeping again.
Great day Signals that I may wish to be a...
Today was astoundingly great in the manner in which it was exceedingly normal:
Woke up to my dog staring directly in my eyes as per usual, after tucking him back in I got up and had a bath, where I got to use my new yuppy organic peach/ willow bark scrub. It had an extremely nut-butter scent, but I can never call it that in real life because of innuendo. Nut-butter.
Have delicious Special K, dog...
July 2009
1 post
in which: Sometimes the Urge to KILL is...
In the days leading up to the GREAT DEPARTURE, ie: the flight from Pen-city to Van-city to Sydney-city?(oh i love to kill a joke) australia, my trepidation began to increase supremely.
Example: Have you ever heard the story about a woman who had planned a big trip to Australia only to book the flight, get on the plane, exclaim at how short the flight was and arrive in Sydney…Nova Scotia!
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